Jonah Falcon

Owner of the world’s largest penis, Jonah Falcon was stopped by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) after officials mistook the ‘bulge’ in his pants to be weapons.

Making his way through San Francisco Airport in June thisy ear, TSA officials said they noticed a strange bulge in the 41 year olds pants and took him for an extensive screening to determine the nature of the concealed object.

The investigating agent searched Mr Falcon and found nothing but the man’s extremely large member.

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing,” Mr Falcon said.

Mr Falcon was not delayed for too long and then permitted to board his flight to New York.

In order to avoid any such confusion in the future, Mr Falcon joked that he’d wear bike shorts next time, so that way his package can easily be distinguished from a bomb threat.